No, Maxim won't have to do the Kim K work that Complex Magazine certainly had live with, but I'm just going to say that everybody knows that Gaga is a butter face... Just nobody says it. So I'm gonna say it. Lady Gaga is a butter face. For those of you who are so blissfully ignorant of modern slang... I'm saying that when it comes to Lady Gaga, everything is nice about her... But her face. Don't believe me? Why is it that pictures such as this one (which make me NEVER want to see her without her "poker face" or whatever the fuck) clearly prove the tough-but-true efficacy of my statements? Just saying...
So. When it comes down to it... All I'm disclaiming is that yes, the pictures are sexy, yes, Gaga looks pretty good in them. But no, don't approach this small series of images with the same admiration that you would any run-of-the-mill ingenue. After all, you aren't admiring her staggering beauty so much as Maxim's staggering skill at graphic design. Don't say I never told you nothin...
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you obviously have too much time on your hands
knew what I was doing with the "time on my hands" your head would spontaneously combust... There is a reason why this blog hasn't been updated in almost two months so don't talk shit when you clearly don't know what in the blue fuck you're taking bout... Don't get it twisted, I'm anything but a piss poor basement blogger...
P.S. That Lady Gaga photo is a random link my little brother sent me...
Keep it knowledge i can't wait till your #1
YES! I totally agree with the butter face comment,amazing body and eccentrically cool style(or rather her stylist has) but one fucking ugly mug.
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wow... your disgusting. i mean you the blogger. why do you hate her so much? hmm? what did she do to you? talking shit about her isnt gonna make her any less popular. nigga your just a hater. and you obviously do have to much time on your hands cause your talking hella mess about someone you have never even met. its actually very sad to me. go fuckin do something with your time.. shit... smoke a goddamn blunt or somethin and chill your ass out man.
Ha, where did you get the impression that I even went so far as to dislike her? What? Did you think that just because I think she is ugly, I think she's a bad person? First of all, ugly is ugly, and there ain't much escaping it. Jay-Z is my favorite rapper, but I'll be the first to admit that dude isn't the best looking guy on the block.
Second of all, don't bring your little weak ass over here trying to even talk shit when you ain't nothing but an anonymous little bitch.
If you actually paid attention to this website, you know, like following it and keeping up with it as opposed to scouring google image search of lady gaga pics to beat off to, you'd probably know that I actually DON'T have too much time on my hands. Oh, what with me being one of the youngest publishers in the world of an international publication? Oh yeah, and doing this while I am also going to one of the best schools in the country. Oh, right, and also getting impressions over at some of the largest magazines and clothing brands in the world WHILE all trying to maintain a 2.5? Shit, you're right, I clearly do have too much time on my hands, or maybe it's just that I'm better than you and know how to spend it wisely. That is, other than trying to make myself look cool on some old ass post I barely even had time to read.
So what I'm saying is, uhm, shut the fuck up you guppy ass bitch. You don't know what you're talking about. And the fact of the matter is that I DON'T need to know Lady Gaga to know that homegirl is ugly. Last I checked, that only took a good set of eyes. Nope, nothing against her character, just going with sheer facts on this one. but if you wanna catch feelings on her behalf (considering she is rich and DOESNT GIVE A FUCK), go ahead, just be sure to wear a skirt to let your pussy breathe... Oh, and P.S., write your name down too.
Chuch,
-Knowledge
I'm to lazy to read everything u just wrote but I can't Jack off to lady gaga.. I don't have a dick. So yeah. And if I did have one I wouldn't Anyways because I have no interest in her or anyone else besides my boyfriend. Yupp hehehe. Anyways I don't think you know what beauty is. Beauty is skin deep. It's not about the way sum1 looks. Truth is the most beautiful person on the outside could be the ugliest person on the inside. Hopefully one day I hope u will discover this like I have. And I'm not afraid to tell you who I am. Yupppp. Peace- Ariel Gonzalez. ;D
^^Ariel--
You've got some brass. Even though we disagree, I can respect that.
Deuces,
-Knowledge
And P.S., she's still unattractive regardless of whether you like her music or not. Her persona, her music, are NOT the issue. And I never said that she wasn't nice. Stop getting invested in the wrong issue, READ THE ARTICLE, look at the facts, and tell me I'm wrong for saying what you're boyfriend is probably too scared to tell you himself for fear that you'll chop his balls off. oh yeah, don't forget the winkie face ;-D.
Hey hey, I know she's a bitch for a fact. She just puts on an act. I know this. The only reason I commented on this in the first place was because I can't stand that ppl only care about what a person looks like. Ppl
only see with there eyes now because they are scare or don't know how to see with there hearts. Honestly I never think about what ppl look like. Even though I feel that gaga is respectable for her talent or more her work. I see te ugliness in her. But truely everyone is ugly. Ad everyone is beautiful too. And what would my boyfriend be scared to tell me? He's the most honest person I know. And I'm honest with him as well. And I would never Hurt him. I'm gentle with him for he is a treasure. It's fine to disagree no one is ever goin to agree on everything or else there would be world peace. Well I shared my opinion as you shared yours. So I think were done here.- Ariel.
I love how based on a simple 3 paragraph post that doesn't even rail on Gaga "that hard," you just blithely think that I only care about what a person looks like.
If you want a debate, maybe you should pick your battles a little bit wiser. For instance, perhaps the commentary on airbrushing and over-editing features to the point of convoluting one's looks would be more up to your speed. I did address that point, and that was the primary focus of the post.
Secondly, it's subjective and completely VALID for me to air my grievances based on information dropped in my lap, and it is not your place to criticize my ideological fabric because you don't like it. Considering you have no clue who you're talking to, your assertions are most likely erroneous.
Finally, in context to photography, which is also what this post is about, I am completely just in saying what it is that I have said. Because at the end of the day, the post is about what it is that we see, not what it is that we can approximate based on music videos, interviews, and songs... Which are, again, irrelevant.
Yes, we are done here.
-Knowledge
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